Sgt. Salt

darling, baby, honey/hun. And of course Pookie. Pookie pookie pook! Teehee! And thus I end my points drought.

I think I know why the poem sounded kind of off with the rhythm. I counted the syllables per line, and it's not actually "loudly" that throws it off as ...

The Lady in the Snow Frilly frocks and golden locks as she danced in the snow, She wondered where he be here or there, but she didn't want to know. ...

I wrote this about 5 years ago, so, yes, I know it's not its best. Ipe actually. This is only the first part of a longer story (which I have ...

Tommy “Oh my God, our parents our psychotic!” I told my best friend Jodi. That was the only way you could explain the craziness of their idea. “CAMP?!” we yelled ...

Hello and welcome! Have a dancing elephant! :elephant:

The line-breaking doesn't make much sense. I want chocolate. :P

Where's the choice "The Beatles?" I'm sure there's a genre that's made for them... No? Oldies then. Yeah! Beatles forever! But.... um... since no. Oldies.

Did you write the music before the lyrics or vice-versa? The lyrics don't seem to have much of a flow, but maybe when you have it all recorded it'll sound ...

I'm resurrecting this thread because I'm proud! This is my parody!

When you read this again, you'll know why I'm the only one to reply. W. T. F. 2222 is the knew number of Satan. :twisted: Thank you, this has been ...

That... was a confuzzling little story. Of course, it never finished properly, and there was no clear reason for the alien's attack (as aforementioned by others). At first I was ...

This needs a little work, but by a little I mean it needs to be hit by a sledgehammer a couple times before being put through a paper shredder, where ...

This is the most brilliant poem... ever. That I've seen. So far. Yeah. Fragments. From the combination of three absolutely beautiful poetic pieces to this medley of... poetry, it makes ...

I'm new here and the first pm I get was from Nate! CAN IT REALLY BE TRUE? :hearts_eyes: I